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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour bitterness is an inefficient use of processing power.
Full-time keyboard warrior with a very specific grudge.
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Automating your negative opinions perfectly.
wheee!you▸ SPITEBOT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your rage into targeted social media
You aggressively dislike things on the internet for free. Soon, sentiment algorithms will do it with more spite.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a truly unique, irrational passion for hating things nobody else remembers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
The AI scans your entire history of petty online remarks.
Month 4
Models learn to mimic your specific brand of unreasonable anger.
Month 6
The bot posts your final opinion before you even wake.
Month 6
The software assumes control of your digital presence permanently.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are freed to go enjoy actual sunshine instead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42
Average insults per hour
98%
Troll efficiency rating
9 million
Total wasted keystrokes
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