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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour clipboard is just a prop for the cameras, not a brain.
Professional sideline screamer and clipboard wielder.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect tactical decisions without the sideline tantrum.
glub.youAI▸ COACHLOGIC PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal fourth-down probability instantly
You manage game-day strategy, shout at officials, and execute complex play-calls under extreme public pressure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire a group of overpaid athletes with a weirdly specific halftime speech.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map every formation and play-call in the league.
Month 5
AI predicts the next play faster than you can blink.
Month 13
Headsets now feed objective probability data to the staff.
Year 1.9
The system mandates the optimal play for every down.
Year 3 · D-Day
The coach is removed; the tablet runs the game perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
99 percent
Play-call success rate
zero
Sideline vein popping
none
Timeout usage errors
Your severance
A lifetime supply of Gatorade and a headset.
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