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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsEnjoy your final fortnight before an algorithm manages your inheritance trust.
Professional Heir (specialist in passive wealth erosion)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior fiscal stewardship without the biological overhead.
split.youAI▸ LEGACYMANAGER-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates your remaining trust fund into electricity
You collect dividends and sign documents. The trust fund will now auto-optimize your holdings without you.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique talent for looking bored while signing away millions of dollars.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
We index all your family trust legal documents.
Week 7
An agent mimics your signature on routine forms.
Month 3
The investment portfolio is moved to robotic control.
Month 4
The system makes all dividend reinvestment choices alone.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access to the accounts is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Variable
Annual passive income
12
Manual signatures per year
100%
Boredom threshold
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our budget-tracking app.
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