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October 25, 2026
In 3 daysAdapting to the street without a charging port is your failing.
Master of transient infrastructure and unmapped urban zones.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing public space for higher-value occupants.
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clearance of public benches within seconds
You occupy public infrastructure while lacking permanent documentation. Your existence is a logistical inefficiency in the urban landscape.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain an unmatchable expertise in finding the warmest vent in winter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors identify every sleeping spot you consider your own.
Day 2
City architecture is retrofitted with deterrent spikes and sloped seating.
Day 2
Automated units politely suggest you relocate to a non-existent center.
Day 2
High-frequency sonic emitters discourage lingering in city centers.
Day 3 · D-Day
The city landscape is successfully sanitized of all non-purchasing humans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Sub-optimal
Daily calories consumed
100%
Bench occupancy rate
Zero
Asset liquidity
Your severance
A one-way ticket to somewhere else.
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