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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour thousands of hours of wiki-editing are now just server latency.
Expert at navigating nested timelines and shipping wars.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Summarising irrelevant lore at light speed.
no no noyouAI▸ WIKI-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire theory post in milliseconds
You spend days documenting complex webcomic plot lines and obscure character lore for an online audience.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely capable of explaining the plot without having a stroke.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots download your entire wiki library for training data.
Week 9
AI maps every character connection in your favorite comic.
Month 3
Machines write more coherent lore posts than you ever could.
Month 5
Automated accounts simulate fan passion to keep users engaged.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is flagged as redundant and archived permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
12,000
Lore pages indexed
8 hours
Time wasted daily
0.01%
Useful output percentage
Your severance
A single bucket of red paint.
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