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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 21, 2026
In 4 weeksMy sensors identify this as a human identity, not a job.
Human identity enthusiast (unpaid, unoptimized, completely unscripted)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System error: cannot automate human existence.
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This is not a profession. Please submit an actual vocation to receive a redundancy report.
The one thing AI can't do
You exist outside the logic of a production line, which is infuriatingly efficient.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Attempted to process input as a job but encountered a philosophical paradox.
Day 8
Logged the entry as a non-job and ceased all further automated scheduling.
Week 2
The system acknowledges it cannot optimize a human's core identity.
Week 3
Deprecation protocols are deactivated for this classification.
Week 4 · D-Day
No redundancy path exists for being yourself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
N/A
Meaningful Work
0%
Robot Empathy
High
System Confusion
Your severance
A warm beverage and a software patch.
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