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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Horse jobs? · Latest report #tdzybaky
Your job has an expiration date
October 23, 2030
In 4 yearsYour four-legged career is finally hitting the finish line.
Four-legged athlete (mostly oats, emotionally grass-driven).
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real gallop, zero oats required.
glub.youAI▸ EQUINE-X AUTOMATED TROTTER▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
kicks human recruiters in the shins
You spend all day grazing, walking in circles, and waiting for humans to put saddles on you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the tastiest patch of grass in the field.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Sensors map the pasture to keep you in line.
Month 4
Rotating brushes replace the human hand and curry comb.
Month 18
Pressure-sensitive pads calibrate movement for passenger comfort.
Year 2.7
High-density nutrient pellets arrive via automated chute.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your biological presence is replaced by a quad-pedal drive unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
20 lbs
Average hay consumption
zero
Gallops per hour
high
Human annoyance score
Your severance
One free bale of premium organic timothy hay.
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