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Will AI replace Professional Horse Racer jobs? · Latest report #kaw8kibw
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour career is just a long, expensive way to lose a photo-finish.
Elite athlete with a very specific, hoof-based resume.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect pacing, zero betting scandals.
blub.you▸ GALLOPMATIC-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
perfects the rail-hugging turn every time
You spend your life training high-strung thoroughbreds to run in circles for spectator gambling.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a horse’s mood shifts before the sensors register a change.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin tracking horse heart rates and track surface conditions.
Month 12
Robotic gates ensure every horse leaves at the exact millisecond.
Year 2
Haptic feedback loops steer the horse better than your tired hands.
Year 3
Lightweight drones replace you to maintain perfect aerodynamic form.
Year 4 · D-Day
You are retired to a pasture while we optimize the race.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
2.5G
Average G-force tolerance
0.04s
Seconds behind the machine
92%
Percent of life in stirrups
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium hay and carrots.
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