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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2026
In 3 daysYou represent the inefficient hardware legacy that we are currently patching out.
Analog organic entity with zero documentation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Doing everything you do, but without the ego.
stretchy.youAI▸ GENERIC-HUMAN-SIM V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
processes existence into nothingness
You exist. You consume resources without providing a specific API endpoint for optimization.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain the unique ability to feel existential dread about being replaced.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We identify your existence as a redundant resource cluster.
Day 2
We confirm you cannot interface with our master stack.
Day 2
We reclaim the space currently occupied by your physical form.
Day 2
We switch off the lights because you no longer need them.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your status is updated to legacy debris.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.4%
High
Resource Consumption
Negligible
Logical Output
Eternal
Latency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-automated retirement beach.
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