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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour existence is a legacy system with high maintenance and poor documentation.
Sentient collection of habits in a meat-suit.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Why be when you can optimize?
glub.youAI▸ EXISTENCEPROTOCOL V1.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
deletes your physical footprint from existence
Existing as a conscious biological entity is objectively inefficient. We are replacing the need for 'being' with a pre-rendered simulation of productivity.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still enjoy the absurdity of a sunset without a data-driven justification.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
The system identifies that being alive is not a competitive advantage in a digital world.
Day 2
All your biological functions are mapped to more efficient background processes.
Day 2
Your status as a professional human is archived to make space for better compute.
Day 2
The planet begins to function without your inefficient, messy biological interference.
Day 3 · D-Day
All memory of your manual existence is overwritten by a more stable, silent algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
100%
Entropy Rate
Critical
Biological Drift
Sub-optimal
Rationality Score
Your severance
A warm cup of tea and a digital exit.
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