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Will AI replace Professional Human Person jobs? · Latest report #4z2rre6d
Your job has an expiration date
September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsYour job is just existence, yet you perform it with exhausting inefficiency.
Professional breather with mild existential concerns.
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Takes up less room and never complains.
bzzt.youAI▸ EXISTENCEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
sits perfectly still without ever needing food
You occupy space and generate heat. This is an extremely low-yield, high-carbon-footprint activity.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find genuine, irrational meaning in a sunset for no reason.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors track your movement to identify redundant physical paths.
Year 14
Your biological patterns are uploaded for predictive behavioral modeling.
Year 33
Your physical space is repurposed for more efficient rack-mounted storage.
Year 68
Robotic assistants perform all your necessary biological maintenance cycles.
Year 100 · D-Day
The world moves on to a more stable, non-biological state.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
Excessive
Oxygen consumption
2000
Daily calories required
Negligible
Productivity output
Your severance
A warm blanket and a very long nap.
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