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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsFeeding the beast while crying about the calories you consumed.
Luddite at heart, affiliate marketer in the bank account.
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Automated moral posturing for the modern age.
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You use generative models to automate your output while pretending you hate the machines that empower you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still maintain a straight face while accusing the mirror of being digital.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Chrome extensions now automate your daily social media complaints.
Week 8
Natural language models generate your 'authentic' rants against tech.
Month 4
Aggregator bots handle your sales funnel and email marketing.
Month 5
Synthetic personas engage your followers better than you ever did.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your audience never notices you stopped logging in at all.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
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Daily Tweets Perceived
99%
Prompt Efficiency
0.01
Moral Integrity Score
Your severance
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