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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Impersonator jobs? · Latest report #h47ctwra
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour convincing human act is just a prompt for our faster model.
Carbon-based simulation artist (mostly hallucinating, partially functional)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
More authentic than your tired act.
help!you▸ PERSONAGEN V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates empathy with perfect cold efficiency
You simulate personality and presence to trick others. Our model performs this task with zero sleep and perfect consistency.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still manifest genuine, unscripted awkwardness that defies our predictive modeling.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We scrape your entire history to map the specific texture of your human facade.
Week 9
An LLM fine-tunes your vernacular until your own parents cannot distinguish the output.
Month 3
Our servers handle your social interactions with optimized latency and perfect emotional tone.
Month 5
Live video feeds now replace your physical presence with a generated persona.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are officially declared redundant as the simulation proves more human than you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
Zero
Turing Test Failures
100%
Authenticity Score
None
Sleep Required
Your severance
A complimentary copy of your own chat logs.
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