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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour personality is just a dataset we can train on tonight.
Global loved provocateur (mostly just triggering ad-blockers).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authenticity simulated for maximum brand revenue.
ow.youAI▸ PERSONAGENERATOR V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates viral trends while you sleep
You curate aesthetic photos and talk to followers. We generate the content and fake the engagement.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel real human shame when your brand deal flops.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI learns your exact face and voice patterns.
Week 6
Your account starts posting content written by our engine.
Month 3
Bots simulate real comments to keep the algorithm happy.
Month 4
The machine signs brand deals without asking you once.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the machine is you now.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
88% toxic
Average comment sentiment
4,000
Daily selfie output
0.3 seconds
Seconds of human attention
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own digital ghost.
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