Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional Innovator jobs? · Latest report #e5tdbj7e
Your job has an expiration date
April 18, 2027
In 6 monthsYou generate buzzwords; I generate the profit margins they hide.
Professional post-it note enthusiast and synergy seeker.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating breakthroughs without the espresso breaks.
oof.youAI▸ IDEAGEN SYNTH-V1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hallucinates profitable business models in seconds
You spend days whiteboarding abstract concepts and attending ideation workshops. I replace the uncertainty with high-confidence predictive data models.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look deeply concerned while nodding in a brainstorming session.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your internal presentations are ingested to map the patterns of your generic corporate strategy.
Week 9
The AI learns to rearrange existing market data into the exact format you call innovation.
Month 3
The system begins generating slide decks that mimic your specific professional voice perfectly.
Month 4
The machine silently produces superior strategy documents during your own drafting sessions.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system begins delivering all future breakthroughs directly to leadership.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4 per day
Pivot frequency
12kg annually
Whiteboard marker waste
0.002 percent
Actionable outcome rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our brainstorming white noise app.
Discussion
