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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour digital outrage is just free training data for our apathy algorithms.
Professional doomscroller with an opinion on everything.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite complaints without the human blood pressure.
toast.you▸ OUTRAGEGENERATOR V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
amplifies your misery to global audiences
You perform high-frequency venting across social platforms while maintaining zero real-world influence. Your primary output is noise that machine learning models consume to refine their own simulated cynicism.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly feel the burning, hollow pointlessness of your own existence while typing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our scraper indexes your repetitive complaints to build a dictionary of predictable internet grievances.
Week 9
An LLM begins auto-replying to your threads with more convincing vitriol than you could ever summon.
Month 3
Bots take over your social profiles to generate outrage that gains more traction than your organic posts.
Month 5
You stop posting because the algorithm is already articulating your exact, useless anger more efficiently than you.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is permanently locked while the server continues to complain in your name forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
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