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Will AI replace Professional Internet Troll jobs? · Latest report #5jwi8vi4
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour entire career is just a lower-quality version of LLM output.
Digital provocateur, low-tier provocations enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated outrage, delivered at light speed.
toast.youAI▸ TOXICGEN V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite inflammatory replies per second
You spend your days sowing discord across forums. Soon, algorithms will generate superior bait with zero latency.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a weirdly specific, organic talent for being genuinely insufferable in real time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans your entire comment history for patterns.
Week 9
Automated accounts begin out-trolling you in every relevant sub-thread.
Month 3
Algorithms reach 99 percent accuracy in eliciting unhinged responses.
Month 5
Platform systems automatically deprioritize all of your content.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is permanently merged into a larger, automated cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
Sub-par
Average bait score
Too slow
Latency per insult
Inconsistent
Human tear efficiency
Your severance
A one-month ban from every major platform.
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