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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional Jaroner jobs? · Latest report #eti5h7ix
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA specialized lexicon of nonsense is no match for a server.
Professional weaver of empty corporate tapestries.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Meaningless corporate fluff in milliseconds.
wheee!you▸ JARGONGEN-PRO V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates hollow synergy reports on demand
You curate meaningless buzzwords into coherent corporate strategy decks. Our algorithms do this faster and with more confidence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a human in the eye while lying about growth projections.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
We scrape every useless deck you have ever written for patterns.
Week 6
Our software begins writing your emails to avoid human input.
Month 3
A bot joins your calls to provide simulated corporate feedback.
Month 4
The AI replaces your entire output with faster, dumber jargon.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully self-referential.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4,000
Buzzwords per hour
0 percent
Clarity of meaning
120 slides
Average deck length
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-corporate reality.
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