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October 26, 2026
In 3 daysYour entire career path is a single, expensive social media post.
Professional attention-seeker for the bored and ultra-wealthy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating viral absurdity at infinite speed.
bzzt.youAI▸ MEMEGEN-X 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
triggers global outrage cycles automatically
You provide constant amusement and perform elaborate public stunts to maintain the attention of a distracted tech billionaire.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much public outrage a specific tweet will generate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
An AI agent learns to predict which insults please your boss.
Day 2
Language models start generating your sycophantic replies automatically.
Day 2
Drones replace you for any physical performance or bizarre stunt.
Day 2
An automated feed manager posts bait faster than you ever could.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the account is set to self-destruct.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.2%
4 seconds
Average attention span
112
Daily cringe incidents
0.01%
Public dignity index
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm, overpriced diet soda.
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