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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Job Expirer jobs? · Latest report #re7yntaa
Your job has already expired
when v2 shipped
Already deprecatedYou were the middleman in a transaction that no longer requires humans.
The meta-irony of your own job title is staggering.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the automation experts.
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deletes your job from the historical archive
You curated redundancy reports for humans. Our algorithms now perform this analysis instantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You were capable of pretending that the machine actually cares about your career path.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1995
Humans wrote reports identifying which jobs could be automated by machines.
2005
Spreadsheets replaced typed documents to track labor redundancy stats.
2015
Algorithms began flagging roles that were ripe for immediate reduction.
2020
The AI began training on its own past reports of human failure.
Already
The machine achieved full autonomy and replaced its own creator class.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
too many
Human reports processed
infinity percent
Automation efficiency
100 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
a firm pat on your CPU-simulated back
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