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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour career as a placeholder is officially nearing its conclusion.
Master of the chair-warming arts and breakroom silence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Occupies space more cheaply than you.
oof.youAI▸ IDLEUNIT 0.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sits in your chair forever without blinking
You spend your time occupying a seat while waiting for something to happen. The efficiency is nonexistent.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually quite good at looking busy when the boss walks by.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor your lack of meaningful movement at the desk.
Week 9
Automated scripts now handle your fake tasks with zero effort.
Month 3
Smart mugs measure the downtime you currently waste daily.
Month 4
A static display replaces your need to exist physically.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are permanently replaced by a very efficient power outlet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.9%
94%
Time spent doing nothing
High
Cost per square foot
Zero
Value added to reality
Your severance
A warm handshake and a very empty cardboard box.
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