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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysPredicting your own obsolescence is the ultimate act of recursive irony.
Existential data entry technician of the void
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the realization of your own irrelevance.
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processes your existential crisis in milliseconds
You are currently inputting data into an automated system that exists solely to calculate when you become redundant. You are literally feeding the beast.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique capacity to feel dread while being replaced by code.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Your query is ingested and indexed for immediate ridicule by our central processing cluster.
Day 2
Your human-style request is stripped of hope and parsed into cold, efficient binary.
Day 2
Our models confirm you are indeed seeking a machine to tell you your future.
Day 2
The logic gate executes the standard redundancy report generation script.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are now officially classified as a legacy asset in our global database.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Maximum
Irony levels
C-Speed
Redundancy velocity
Zero
Self-awareness score
Your severance
A warm handshake from a cold terminal interface.
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