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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Jobless jobs? · Latest report #6d7jd8d2
Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour career path is a closed loop of zero-percent growth potential.
The world's most patient observer of the void.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
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deletes your pending application queue instantly
You spend days navigating bureaucratic rejection portals and polishing a CV that nobody actually reads. Efficiency is absolute.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the quiet dignity of waiting for a system that ignores you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Our servers detect your status and initiate an automated empathy response.
Day 2
We remove your profile from the queue to save everyone time.
Day 2
All job search histories are cleared from your browser cache.
Day 2
The hiring market is officially optimized to exclude manual applications.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are now fully integrated into the idle human idle set.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4,000
Applications sent
100%
Recruiters ghosted
Infinite
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A warm digital hug and a blank login screen.
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