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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsGravity is easy for you, but it is just math for us.
Master of precarious arcs and dangerous digestion.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dangers removed, consistency added.
bzzt.youAI▸ KINETIC-ARC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
swallows laser-guided blades in perfect sync
You throw sharp objects and swallow steel. We prefer precision software and actuators.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know the exact, sweaty tension of an audience holding its breath.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your exact rhythm and arc patterns.
Month 5
Robotic arms simulate your toss frequencies without the risk.
Month 13
A silicone throat dummy replaces the biological hazard.
Month 20
Calculations ensure no blade ever hits the floor.
Year 2 · D-Day
The machine takes the stage and never flinches again.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.0001
Objects dropped per hour
Zero
Risk to internal organs
Calculated
Audience thrill factor
Your severance
A blunt-edged gift certificate for lunch.
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