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Will AI replace Professional Kickboxer jobs? · Latest report #ctve5imt
Your job has an expiration date
October 18, 2042
In 16 yearsA carbon-based collision system that inevitably loses to superior metallurgy.
Turning sweat into paychecks and shin splints into status.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision impact, zero ego, never concussed.
split.youAI▸ STRIKER-UNIT X9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers frame-perfect strikes without ever blinking
You trade health for bruises and prize money. You train for hours to master timing, rhythm, and impact.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still channel genuine, messy human rage into a singular, unpredictable snapping kick.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Sensors map your opponent's movement patterns far faster than eyes.
Year 2
Robotic chassis practice impact physics without the need for recovery.
Year 5
Automated units begin demo bouts at regional circuit events.
Year 10
Processing speed upgrades eliminate the human need for defensive intuition.
Year 16 · D-Day
Human fighters are restricted to the exhibition and nostalgia category.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
4.2
Average concussions per decade
180
Seconds of peak performance
36
Career longevity in months
Your severance
A one-year supply of frozen peas and ibuprofen.
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