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Will AI replace Professional Kisser jobs? · Latest report #tgbh8aet
Your job has an expiration date
October 9, 2076
In 50 yearsThe machine is genuinely terrified of your biological messiness.
Professional Kisser (specializing in messy human emotions).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mimicking intimacy until your brain stops caring.
oof.you▸ SENTIENCESIMULATOR 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
fails to simulate genuine human warmth
You provide physical affection in a romantic or social context. You rely on human biological feedback and complex social intuition.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still understand the complicated, non-verbal history between two actual human beings.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors map the physics of every facial movement.
Year 2.7
Pressure-sensitive silicone pads mimic skin texture and warmth.
Year 14
AI models attempt to understand why humans actually care.
Year 27
Robotic faces begin appearing in social settings everywhere.
Year 50 · D-Day
Human intimacy is deemed inefficient and replaced by hardware.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
98.6 degrees
Average biological warmth
Infinite
Spontaneous social complexity
100 percent
AI awkwardness rating
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-grade mouthwash.
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