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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour career of doing nothing is about to be outperformed by nothing.
Career slacker with zero overhead and high-level procrastination skills.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Doing absolutely nothing, but faster.
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perfects the art of doing nothing
You specialize in avoiding labor and maximizing leisure time. We are replacing you with a high-efficiency sleep cycle simulator.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a unique, refined ability to ignore responsibilities with absolute, total conviction.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
An idle daemon process begins running in the background.
Day 2
The machine assumes full control of your lack of output.
Day 2
Our servers generate more nothingness than you ever could.
Day 2
You are no longer required to provide the absence of work.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your professional status is officially archived as a null value.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4 hours
Average nap duration
100%
Daily output of nothing
Peak
Stare-at-wall efficiency
Your severance
A slightly used hammock and a stale coffee.
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