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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour lifestyle is remarkably easy to outsource to a random number generator.
Unemployed professional with a penchant for high-risk life choices.
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Living the life so you do not have to.
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You spend your days managing high-risk bets and consuming fermented beverages. Efficiency is clearly not on your agenda.
The one thing AI can't do
You are excellent at finding creative new ways to disappoint your household members.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
An algorithm places mathematically perfect losing bets for you.
Day 2
A delivery drone drops warm beer directly onto your sofa.
Day 2
The system assumes your role and you are formally decommissioned.
Day 2
The wife realizes the machine costs less and provides better company.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your existence is officially classified as a legacy overhead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
too many
Daily bar visits
critical
Wife's patience level
negative
Gambling win rate
Your severance
A warm glass of water and a bus ticket.
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