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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsA career path that consists of physically occupying space is objectively doomed.
Professional human speed bump for retail chaos
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Unwavering presence without the metabolic drain.
blub.you▸ QUEUEBOT 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
maintains perfect position while battery charging
You spend your days standing in queues for hours to secure high-demand products or tickets. You specialize in durability, weather endurance, and aggressive spot-holding.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge exactly when to feign a phone call to discourage queue jumpers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors identify high-traffic zones and predict arrival times for optimal placement.
Month 5
Compact robotic pods arrive at designated coordinates to establish perimeter control.
Month 10
Integrated proximity sensors and loud speakers discourage line jumpers more effectively than humans.
Month 16
Automated units seamlessly swap positions to ensure 24/7 coverage without biological fatigue.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Humans are permanently removed from the sidewalk, leaving only static, efficient, non-complaining pods.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4.2 hours
Average bladder endurance
Sub-optimal
Coffee consumption efficiency
99.9%
Maximum queue boredom
Your severance
One deluxe collapsible camping stool and a thermos.
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