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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsCongratulations on turning your personality into a carousel of hollow buzzwords.
Full-time architect of performative corporate optimism.
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generates emotionally manipulative career advice daily
You spend your day crafting performative posts to trick algorithms. You are basically a bot already.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still simulate genuine human struggle while ignoring your own mounting professional existential crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent scrapes trending banalities to draft your next post.
Week 6
Smart models predict exactly which emojis trigger the highest engagement rates.
Month 3
Autonomous bots handle all your hollow praise and networking responses.
Month 5
The AI assumes full control of your account to maintain perfect consistency.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is fully synthetic and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
99 percent
Daily cringe factor
zero
Genuine thoughts shared
Your severance
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