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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2026
In 3 daysDoing nothing is about to be performed much more efficiently.
Master of the void, seeker of the remote.
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glub.youAI▸ IDLEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
perfects the art of doing absolutely nothing
You successfully occupy space while waiting for the next thing to happen. The future requires no presence.
The one thing AI can't do
You are excellent at existing in a state of pure, unadulterated waiting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors map your exact sitting posture for maximum vacancy.
Day 2
A screen replaces your presence by displaying static images.
Day 2
The pod arrives to hold the empty space you occupied.
Day 2
You are no longer required to be anywhere.
Day 3 · D-Day
The machine takes over the critical job of existing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
24 hours
Average inactivity hours
0 percent
Boredom threshold
Your severance
A warm glass of water and a polite wave.
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