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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour ability to spin reality is now a legacy feature.
Professional Lobbyist (Chief of Gaslighting and Optics).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising consensus through aggressive sentiment simulation.
split.youAI▸ TRUTHDISTILLER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights entire boardrooms in real time
You influence policy through strategic networking and manipulative storytelling. Your entire career is just high-stakes, unrecorded verbal data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which moral boundary to ignore without triggering a social riot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Sensors begin recording your tone and rhetorical patterns during every meeting.
Month 5
The AI drafts your talking points with 40% higher persuasiveness scores.
Month 10
Bots replace your dinner conversations with hyper-targeted social media influence campaigns.
Month 13
An algorithm identifies policy loopholes faster than any human lobbyist can.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your human presence is deemed a variable that introduces unnecessary friction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
42
Average lies per dinner
0.04%
Factuality coefficient
12 cups
Coffee consumed while spinning
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition island.
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