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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour vacancy is a feature that our inactivity algorithms will exploit perfectly.
Professional chair-warmer and expert in stationary physics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sitting harder than any human ever could.
glub.youAI▸ IDLESTATION 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
sits in silence until entropy wins
You occupy space while doing nothing at all. Efficiency dictates you move.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a natural ability to take up room without even trying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Cameras record the exact location of your chair.
Day 2
Algorithms determine that empty space is more cost-effective.
Day 2
A heavy velvet curtain removes your presence from reality.
Day 2
The room is now 100 percent empty and fully efficient.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are successfully removed from the corporate floor plan.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
100 percent
Space Occupied
zero
Productive Output
instant
Replacement Velocity
Your severance
A warm thank you note and a bus ticket.
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