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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional Loser jobs? · Latest report #37gn5zi5
Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYou have finally found a role where you are actually overqualified.
Professional Loser (Unpaid, full-time, high turnover)
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systematic disappointment without the human tears.
oof.youAI▸ FAILUREGENERATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
emits a sound of pure disappointment
You spend your time failing at basic tasks and disappointing your peers. We can automate this instantly.
The one thing AI can't do
Your unique ability to make others feel better about their own mediocre lives.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
We analyze your history of failures to optimize the algorithm.
Day 2
The AI learns to mirror your specific brand of inadequacy.
Day 2
A server rack starts failing at tasks faster than you.
Day 2
Our software reaches 100 percent failure rate instantly.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are officially redundant and free to pursue other failures.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.9 percent
Average failure rate
8 hours
Time spent sobbing
Your severance
A participation trophy and a bus pass.
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