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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Makeup Artist jobs? · Latest report #6wnsj2n6
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour artistic touch is just a data point for a paint-sprayer.
Expert at concealing pores and existential dread simultaneously.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect contours in three seconds flat.
oof.youAI▸ FACEPRINT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans facial geometry for perfect symmetry
You blend pigments and contour faces for film and events. Soon you will be redundant.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a nervous client with an encouraging word during a stressful shoot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the client face to calculate precise pigment placement.
Month 10
The robotic arm learns to apply pressure without bruising skin.
Month 20
Internal vats automate the creation of perfect custom skin matches.
Year 2.5
Automated UV light beams replace your manual brush scrubbing.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The machine takes over all touch-points for a flawless finish.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.01 percent
skin tone matching errors
zero
brushes cleaned per shift
four cents
cost per application
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-end disposable face wipes.
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