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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 6, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou turn simple tasks into complex meetings about doing the tasks.
Professional Word-Spinner (mostly slides, emotionally attached to status reports)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning your buzzwords into actual binary code.
split.youAI▸ PROCESSOPTIMISER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire calendar and schedules deepwork
You spend your day moving calendar invites and writing status updates for projects that haven't started yet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a colleague decides to stop listening to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent scrapes your logs and writes your emails instead.
Month 4
Smart software identifies useless meetings and deletes them permanently.
Month 10
Automated workflows handle project tracking without human intervention or hand-wringing.
Month 16
Vision models approve budgets faster than any human committee could.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated and the system runs perfectly without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
85 percent
Time spent in meetings
112 messages
Emails sent per day
0.3 units
Projects actually completed
Your severance
One free trial to a meditation app.
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