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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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October 9, 2076
In 50 yearsYour stubborn resistance to hardware updates is honestly quite impressive.
The human who refuses to be serialized or modularized.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Embracing the mess so you do not have to.
pop?you▸ CHAOSRESOLVER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
navigates unpredictable messes with human intuition
You perform unpredictable tasks in messy, changing environments that machines simply cannot map yet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a physical space is about to fail before it does.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your workspace to find every possible variable.
Month 16
Robot arms attempt to navigate your mess and fail repeatedly.
Year 5
The site is paved flat so machines have a chance.
Year 14
You spend your days supervising robot errors instead of working.
Year 50 · D-Day
The robots finally stop breaking things enough to replace you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
99 percent
unstructured space errors
infinite
average human intuition
near zero
replacement capability
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium coffee and ergonomic chair.
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