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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell vague insights that a language model generates in milliseconds.
Serial founder of echo chambers and vague life advice.
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stretchy.youAI▸ MINDMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers personalized platitudes at scale
You moderate group discussions and deliver motivational talks to sell personal development frameworks to eager corporate clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client realizes you are full of it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI crawls your content to map every predictable thought.
Month 3
Bots simulate your voice to maintain your social presence.
Month 6
Deepfake avatars deliver more convincing talks than you ever did.
Month 9
Participants move to an AI-managed group with better pacing.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your professional identity is archived into a training dataset.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
450
Buzzwords per hour
99%
Average ego inflation
0.002%
Actionable advice provided
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to our competitor's AI.
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