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Will AI replace Professional Meme Curator jobs? · Latest report #dhi33869
Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour internet browsing habits have been successfully monetized by better algorithms.
Professional doomscroller, expert in digital apathy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Laughing at pixels so you don't have to.
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filters your entire existence into nothingness
Consumes digital content for leisure while ignoring productivity metrics. Provides zero measurable value to any commercial enterprise.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique ability to find humor in your own obsolescence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors identify your favorite meme formats via metadata tags.
Day 2
AI predicts your next chuckle with 99 percent accuracy.
Day 2
The browser tab closes permanently to save your electricity.
Day 2
Scripts simulate your interaction patterns to confuse advertisers.
Day 3 · D-Day
The system replaces your leisure with automated data harvesting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4 seconds
Daily attention span
Negative
Productivity output
600/hr
Meme absorption rate
Your severance
A single upvote on your most recent post.
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