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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour career is essentially an expensive, lactating, high-end vending machine.
High-net-worth liquid dispenser with questionable dignity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect pressure every single time.
shred.you▸ LACTOMATIC-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers precise dairy streams without asking questions
You manually dispense fluids to wealthy clients. It is a highly specialized service that robots will soon replicate.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still maintain awkward eye contact while performing the task.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Cameras track your precise aim and pressure patterns for analysis.
Month 11
AI models perfect the exact fluid trajectory for optimal satisfaction.
Year 2.4
The LactoMatic pod replaces your physical presence in the room.
Year 3.3
High-paying clients learn to love the consistent robot hum.
Year 4 · D-Day
You are replaced by a glorified, expensive kitchen appliance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 m/s
Average squirt velocity
0 percent
Client dignity retention
12 liters
Hourly output
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm powdered milk.
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