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Will AI replace Professional Mixed Martial Arts Fighter jobs? · Latest report #pvzguvd3
Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYou get punched for money while robots are already training harder.
Professional full-contact human durability tester.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total tactical superiority without the brain damage.
toast.youAI▸ OCTAGON-CRUSHER 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes strike trajectories for maximum point impact
You trade physical trauma for a purse and a ranking. It involves endless drilling of specific strikes and wrestling techniques.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone possess the grit to perform under the lights while bleeding from the brow.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
Sensors map your movement patterns during sparring to build a digital training database.
Year 5
AI models perfect takedown defense by analyzing every previous fight tape in existence.
Year 15
Robotic limbs achieve the necessary speed and torque to replicate professional-grade strikes.
Year 25
Controlled cage trials commence to ensure safety protocols for non-human combatants.
Year 40 · D-Day
The sport shifts exclusively to automated entertainment leagues where damage is entirely virtualized.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
Too Many
Average Career Concussions
24/7
Robot Training Hours
Wild
Pay Check Variance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of ice packs and protein shakes.
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