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October 4, 2060
In 34 yearsYour combat reach is infinite, but your jaw remains tragically organic.
High-impact cardio enthusiast with a permanent reach disadvantage.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculated violence without the bone density issues.
bzzt.youAI▸ OCTAGON-CRUSHER 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 34 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers frame-perfect spinning backfists
You trade strikes, grapples, and submissions in a cage for entertainment. You cut weight and endure repetitive physical trauma.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational, beautiful human instinct to not tap out when reality hurts.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 5
AI models predict your strike patterns before you even twitch.
Year 6
Robotic limbs replicate your technique to build the training database.
Year 15
The cage is outfitted with vibration sensors to track your leverage.
Year 24
Autonomous pods manage your caloric intake to prevent human error.
Year 34 · D-Day
The hydraulic machine enters the cage; human fighters are officially unmarketable.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
2.4
Average concussions per year
800
Calories burned per bout
Max
Weight cut misery index
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium protein shakes.
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