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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour digital achievements have the shelf life of a patch note.
Digital squatter with high-end mouse and low-end prospects.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Farming gold while you sleep, forever.
brr.you▸ BOTNET NEXUS V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autoclicks your bank account dry
You grind repetitive world quests and optimize loot rotations for virtual currency. The machine simply scripts your entire existence to outperform you by ten thousand percent.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely appreciate the aesthetic design of a digital sunset.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Simple macro recorders replicate your combat rotations better than your own muscle memory ever could.
Week 6
Algorithmic bots take over the auction house, buying low and selling high while you sleep.
Month 3
Pathing AI executes every daily quest sequence with zero pathfinding errors or missed spawns.
Month 4
Server-side agents process raid mechanics instantly without the need for human communication or coordination.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is flagged for automation while the server confirms you are no longer necessary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Infinite
Gold farming efficiency
0.001ms
Reaction time
Zero
Fun factor
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a dead game.
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