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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Mountain Biker jobs? · Latest report #pdnbnz8t
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsGravity is doing all the work, so you are technically redundant.
Professional dirt-eater and suspension-tuner.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior traction for all terrain types.
help!youAI▸ TRAILBLAZER V-7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
sticks the landing on every jump
You navigate unpredictable terrain and perform high-speed jumps. A machine will do this without needing breaks for bandages.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively shift your weight to navigate a loose, rocky switchback.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors map every single root and rock on your home trail.
Month 5
Adaptive bots replace your manual tuning of fork air pressure.
Month 18
AI predicts the perfect line through every turn before you arrive.
Year 2.6
The prototype machine clears the black diamond run without error.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your bike is sold for scrap and the robot takes your spot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
45 km/h
Average trail speed
1.2
Broken bones per year
98 percent
Mud splattered on visor
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium chain lubricant.
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