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February 19, 2065
In 38 years, 4 monthsA bio-organic sound delivery system in a digital age.
Analog sound production specialist with questionable utility.
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Perfect articulation without the biological fatigue.
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emits perfectly modulated synthetic condescension
You produce verbal signals for human consumption. We are currently analyzing the entropy of your speech patterns.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still add genuine sarcasm to a sentence that nobody requested.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Recording your every utterance to map your annoying vocal quirks.
Month 16
Training the neural net to mimic your specific vocal frequency.
Year 5
Replacing live briefings with high-fidelity, tireless audio streams.
Year 19
Mandating non-organic sound transmission for all corporate communications.
Year 38 · D-Day
Your voice box is officially classified as legacy hardware.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
14
Average words per breath
1.5 liters
Biological saliva production
High
Average daily vocal fatigue
Your severance
A lifetime supply of throat lozenges.
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