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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTetris masters are now just data points for a logistics algorithm.
Master of the truck-door Tetris and heavy lifting.
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Moving your life without the heavy breathing.
split.youAI▸ HAULMASTER-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises home packing density instantly
You lift furniture, navigate tight stairwells, and pack trucks. You manage heavy objects and grumpy clients daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how to pivot a couch through a corner by touch alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Scanners digitise every hallway corner and door frame in the house.
Month 5
Sensors and grippers pack boxes for optimal stacking and protection.
Month 13
Robotic chassis navigate steep stairs without dropping your fragile vases.
Year 1.9
Trucks self-load based on the most efficient unloading sequence.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your truck fleet is fully autonomous and your lifting is over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
Unlimited
Boxes lifted per hour
99.9%
Stairwell navigation success rate
Zero
Coffee breaks needed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of heavy-duty packing tape.
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