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Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsA jack of all trades, master of being a database entry.
Triple-threat hybrid with a flair for the dramatic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Why be a human when code does better?
help!youAI▸ GENERALIST-OS V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates your charisma across three different sectors
You juggle three careers, but algorithms specialize in all of them simultaneously. You are a biological optimization bottleneck.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a genuine, non-calculated physical error on a basketball court.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our bots scrape your emails to map your chaotic routine.
Month 5
An AI voice agent handles your pharmacy pitch with better stats.
Month 15
Code generation models fix your bugs while you are sleeping.
Year 2.2
Wearable sensors feed your athletic data to scouting algorithms.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
A single specialized agent performs your entire week's worth of work.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
too high
Context switching latency
99 percent
Average ego inflation
nonexistent
Sleep hours
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expert Generalist."
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