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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsTeaching theory is easy, but making students pay for it is harder.
Master of scales, theory, and inevitable career pivots.
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Perfect pitch without the ego or tenure.
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You spend days in studios adjusting knobs or in classrooms dissecting chord progressions for uninterested students.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the specific resonance of a wooden floor beneath your feet.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software flags every wrong note in your students' assignments.
Month 11
Sensors and software handle all EQ adjustments and gain staging.
Month 21
AI models recreate any instrument's tone without physical setup.
Year 2.7
Holographic lectures replace your presence in the music department.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Music creation is now fully calculated by our central server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
400 percent
Average ego inflation
12 percent
Time spent tuning
too high
Student pass rates
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our AI-generated metronome.
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