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Your job has an expiration date
October 5, 2096
In 70 yearsYour vague prophecies are now being generated by a stochastic parrot.
Full-time seeker of truth and part-time vibe consultant.
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brr.you▸ ORACLE-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 70 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers personalized horoscopes in real-time
You interpret tarot cards, read palms, and provide vague spiritual guidance to people looking for cosmic meaning. You sell hope.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a dramatic sigh before revealing the Death card.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 12
The AI scrapes your entire search history to predict your future.
Year 23
Vision models scan palms through phone cameras for instant analysis.
Year 35
Holographic projections replace your dim, candlelit office environment.
Year 47
Mass-market algorithms provide spiritual comfort to millions simultaneously.
Year 70 · D-Day
Your intuition is officially logged as a legacy calculation error.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
80,000
Prophecies generated per second
99.9%
Client emotional satisfaction
0%
Authentic aura detected
Your severance
A deck of cards and a crystal ball.
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