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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2026
In 3 daysA career path that terminates in the basement before it starts.
Full-time scholar of the ceiling and domestic stillness.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning zero-output into absolute-zero, permanently.
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You optimize non-participation through extreme leisure and absence of output. The system finds this lifestyle highly incompatible with profits.
The one thing AI can't do
You have achieved total independence from the demands of the modern industrial machine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
An automated notification suggests you try waking up earlier.
Day 2
We analyze your lack of engagement to see if you can be monetized.
Day 2
The machine gently assumes your role, which it does by doing nothing.
Day 2
The machine achieves your output level with significantly less electricity.
Day 3 · D-Day
All your potential career paths are archived in the dustbin.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0
Annual output units
Negligible
System threat level
High
Regret score
Your severance
A warm blanket and a sincere pat on the back.
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